? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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