what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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