I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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