people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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