love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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