I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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