420 ftw
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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