Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
