hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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