whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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