I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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