billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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