Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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