absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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