all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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