woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
