When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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