Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sext me about skeletons
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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