how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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