I just threw up on my dentist
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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