I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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