I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
