question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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