I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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