yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
