I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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