Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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