I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Enjoy the penises
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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