i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I am mentally ready for anal.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
