I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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