Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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