Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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