Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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