You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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