Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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