How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
