belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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