in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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