You're my little dorito
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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