do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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