You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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