i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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