Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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