I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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