The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You almost got us killed.
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