Just mADE A PArabola og urine
handjob tips. give me some.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
