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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.

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  She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.

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