You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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