ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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