"it" just moved
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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