My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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