We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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