it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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