I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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